The breakaway group, known to insider's as, The Apple Dumpling Gang, vowed to obey The Boy Scouts Creed and work with authorities.
Ma and Pa Kettle, Parents of one of the victims, claim that The Apple Dumpling Gang never asked the victim how and what style they wished for in their cut.
Ma and Pa Kettle further stated that any and all instruments used in the cutting were never properly sterilized nor sanitized, as beauty school code dictates.
JUDGE: Colonel Mustard, you have been charged with murder in the first degree. How do you plead?
COLONEL MUSTARD: Damn it all to HELL!!!
JUDGE: SILENCE COLONEL MUSTARD! You WILL behave cordially in MY courtroom. How do you plead to the charges against you?
COLONEL MUSTARD: Last thing I remember was leaving the kitchen and walking toward the billiard room... I... I... awoke on the hall floor... I... I...
JUDGE: Counselor, I am ordering your client to be tested within 30 days to see if he is fit for trial.
Next case.
BAILEFF: Your Honor, case number 767676 the State of Ohio and Freeatlast versus Stan. Stan is accused of being a boyfriend to a woman. This woman was with a gentleman, hereafter referred to as victim, who was shot and killed when the victim left the dwelling at 1483 Woodcrest Ave.
JUDGE: Is Stans' defense present? Yes, then let's proceed. Does Stan have any priors Counselor?
Defense: No your honor, but Stan does have 9,420 plus comments on vindy.com and we ask that all charges be dismissed as Stan has showed to be a shining example and a leader to all.
JUDGE: Yes I am familiar with Stan and indeed I for one appreciate his guidance and leadership on many, many issues facing us in the valley today.
"McNally, along with others, was indicted on criminal conspiracy charges related to the relocation of the county’s Department of Job and Family Services."
BYE BYE FORMERLY INDICTED ON CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY CHARGES MCNALLY.
Enjoy being content with your law practice when you lose the Mayors race, should you feebly attempt to run.
I wonder if the Vindicator took their stance because they didn't want to alienate themselves from their readers any more than they already have.
Columnist Bertram DeSouza is very controversial, but with most readers the very mention of his name elicits a negative, bad taste response and that translates into a negative view readers have of the Vindicator.
The Vindicator has even offered personal views of international politics (check out their "How we see it" column), which they have every right to do, but what the hell does the Vindicator know of international politics when those same folks can't even get local sympathies and emotions correctly?!
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SC protesters arrested trying to camp in park
These occupy protesters should get RFID chipped and clipped so they cannot breed.
These folks are a menace to society in part because they are clearly unorganized and have no actual message other than "Don't Obey the Law".
November 23, 2011 at 11:09 a.m. permalink suggest removal
FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
The breakaway group, known to insider's as, The Apple Dumpling Gang, vowed to obey The Boy Scouts Creed and work with authorities.
Ma and Pa Kettle, Parents of one of the victims, claim that The Apple Dumpling Gang never asked the victim how and what style they wished for in their cut.
Ma and Pa Kettle further stated that any and all instruments used in the cutting were never properly sterilized nor sanitized, as beauty school code dictates.
November 23, 2011 at 11:05 a.m. permalink suggest removal
Police say woman used dead friend’s credit card
Whatever happened to making an honest quarter fetchin' smokes for folks?
I guess that turned into recycling beer cans and then recycling beer cans turned into ripping people off.
Smoking must be a transient drug leading to worse things.
Does Hoover know how to reach Dave Venerose so she may get legal advice?
November 23, 2011 at 10:56 a.m. permalink suggest removal
Ex-Chief Hughes to officially announce he’ll run for sheriff
Ima tellin' allaya-
Hughes is the man you want for THIS job.
Look at the OTHER folks track record... !
November 15, 2011 at 2:40 p.m. permalink suggest removal
Police seek leads in latest homicide
JUDGE:
Colonel Mustard, you have been charged with murder in the first degree. How do you plead?
COLONEL MUSTARD:
Damn it all to HELL!!!
JUDGE:
SILENCE COLONEL MUSTARD! You WILL behave cordially in MY courtroom. How do you plead to the charges against you?
COLONEL MUSTARD:
Last thing I remember was leaving the kitchen and walking toward the billiard room... I... I... awoke on the hall floor... I... I...
JUDGE:
Counselor, I am ordering your client to be tested within 30 days to see if he is fit for trial.
Next case.
BAILEFF:
Your Honor, case number 767676 the State of Ohio and Freeatlast versus Stan. Stan is accused of being a boyfriend to a woman. This woman was with a gentleman, hereafter referred to as victim, who was shot and killed when the victim left the dwelling at 1483 Woodcrest Ave.
JUDGE:
Is Stans' defense present? Yes, then let's proceed. Does Stan have any priors Counselor?
Defense:
No your honor, but Stan does have 9,420 plus comments on vindy.com and we ask that all charges be dismissed as Stan has showed to be a shining example and a leader to all.
JUDGE:
Yes I am familiar with Stan and indeed I for one appreciate his guidance and leadership on many, many issues facing us in the valley today.
All charges and case number 767676 dismissed.
NARRATOR:
And there will be peace in the valley.
November 15, 2011 at 2:30 p.m. permalink suggest removal
Youngstown Council mulls pay raise as part of case
Next thing you know fat people and smokers will join forces and camp out at Met Life.
Give the slaves an inch and they take...
November 15, 2011 at 2:05 p.m. permalink suggest removal
Pa. man jailed with his dad after denied lockup visit
I'm sure the Father would say his son is very, very smart and just got caught up with the wrong crowd.
November 15, 2011 at 1:59 p.m. permalink suggest removal
Plaza View Apartments get new security system, smoke detectors
Now now Vindicator commentors'.
Give the loser thugs a chance to again prove they are loser thugs by breaking the cameras so the drugs may flow freely.
Indeed I do feel bad for the good people trapped in that environment.
November 15, 2011 at 1:45 p.m. permalink suggest removal
McNally forgoes re-election bid, mulls mayoral run
"McNally, along with others, was indicted on criminal conspiracy charges related to the relocation of the county’s Department of Job and Family Services."
BYE BYE FORMERLY INDICTED ON CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY CHARGES MCNALLY.
Enjoy being content with your law practice when you lose the Mayors race, should you feebly attempt to run.
FOR MAYOR:
If not Sammorone, then vote Ditzler.
FOR SANITATION:
Maureen Cronin.
FOR TREASURER:
Dave Venerose.
thank you thank you I'll be here all week.
November 15, 2011 at 1:40 p.m. permalink suggest removal
SB 5 is too broad, too divisive; a no vote on Issue 2 is urged
@ Westsider:
I completely agree with you.
I wonder if the Vindicator took their stance because they didn't want to alienate themselves from their readers any more than they already have.
Columnist Bertram DeSouza is very controversial, but with most readers the very mention of his name elicits a negative, bad taste response and that translates into a negative view readers have of the Vindicator.
The Vindicator has even offered personal views of international politics (check out their "How we see it" column), which they have every right to do, but what the hell does the Vindicator know of international politics when those same folks can't even get local sympathies and emotions correctly?!
Anyway, right on Westsider!
November 7, 2011 at 10:16 a.m. permalink suggest removal