Victorious Trump happy, for now

By Daniel Vasquez

Sun Sentinel

You hear that silence?

That’s the sound of Donald Trump not crying, whining and dropping to the floor in an all-out tantrum because he lost more delegates due to a democratic process he claims is corrupt – created in the bowels of hell and conjured solely to stop him from winning the White House.

Donald ain’t whining because he won New York. Today he is happy.

But, you better believe Donald is keeping that tantrum in his pocket for other primaries that don’t work in his favor.

Today will be filled with unclassy claims of victory from the Trump camp.

You’ll hear how Donald took about 6 out of 10 Republican primary votes on his way to a crushing defeat of both John Kasich and Ted Cruz.

You’ll hear how Donald won way bigger in his home state than Cruz did in Texas.

You’ll hear how Donald is the greatest thing since sliced bread, if sliced bread had a bad tan, troubled business history and lack of a plan to make America great again.

Here is what you won’t hear:

How the American voting system is broken.

How the GOP party is worse than then Galactic Empire, one with two Death Stars.

How Bernie followers, ISIS sympathizers and unseen magical trolls are conspiring to keep Donald from his destiny of one day running the country and then the world and finally the entire universe.

You won’t hear any of those complaints because Donald won in New York.

But the whining will be back. When Darth Trump fails to win 1,237 delegates.

Daniel Vasquez is a columnist at the Sun Sentinel in Florida.