Five memorable quotes from David Letterman, who announced last week that he will retire from

Five memorable quotes from David Letterman, who announced last week that he will retire from “Late Show” next year:

v “Joaquin, I’m sorry you couldn’t be here tonight.”: Letterman to Joaquin Phoenix after the “Walk the Line” star’s bizarre 2009 interview in which he claimed he was dropping acting to become a hip-hop musician.

v “While I was gone, I had quintuple bypass surgery on my heart. Plus, I got a haircut.”: Letterman during his monologue on his first show after heart surgery in 2000.

v “I think the longer we just sit here, the more uncomfortable it will make Jay.”: Letterman after sharing awkward silence with Conan O’Brien after the fellow talk-show host’s mix-up with Jay Leno in 2012.

v “How’d you like being in jail?”: Letterman to Paris Hilton, after her lockup in 2007.

v “The creepy stuff was that I have had sex with women who worked for me on this show. Now, my response to that is, ‘Yes I have.’ ...Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Perhaps it would, especially for the women.”: Letterman addressing an extortion scandal that led him to bare his infidelities on the show in 2009.

“Save My Bakery” (8 p.m., Food): Family-owned bakeries hope to make some dough in this reality series.

“Dark Minds” (9 p.m., Investigation Discovery): Three people appear to have vanished in an Idaho theater, but maybe they’re just stuck to the floor.

“Preachers’ Daughters” (9 p.m., Lifetime): I have no idea what praise dancing is, but I’m sure there will be a competitive reality show about it soon.

“CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION” (10 P.M., CBS): “CSI” has explored lots of icky fetishes, but things get really tasteless tonight when the team tries to hunt down a killer who eats his victims. Bon appetit?

TV listings, B6

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YSU art exhibit award winners

YOUNGSTOWN

Winners of the Youngstown State University Juried Student Art and Design Exhibition at the McDonough Museum of Art, 525 Wick Ave., are Jennallee Butch, Nick Carney, Devon Carr, Jackie Chavez, Kelsey Davis, Sara DelliQuadri, Amanda Durig, Kathleen Gallagher, Jenna Hudock, Chris Kamykowski, Laura Kosicrek, Sarah Kotlinski, LeeAnn Lewis, Rebecca List, Sara Oliver, Heather Seno, Andy Thomas, Mychal Vens, and Joy White.

Greek Sing show at Stambaugh

YOUNGSTOWN

Greek Sing, the annual song-and-dance event featuring Youngstown State University fraternity and sorority students, will take place at 6 p.m. Saturday in Stambaugh Auditorium, 1000 Fifth Ave.

The show is free to the public. For information, call 330-941-3575.

The 62nd annual competition will include nine group performances and five open-class performances. The theme is “A Year in Music.” Each fraternity and sorority has selected a year and will perform songs released that year.