Who said so?

“This 1,990 pages of bureaucracy will centralize health care decision-making in Washington, D.C.”

John Boehner, R-Ohio

House minority leader, criticizing the Democrats’ proposal to overhaul health care.

“He poured them in her mouth like you would a bird.”

Gina Shelley

A friend of Anna Nicole Smith, in a statement presented as prosecution evidence alleging attorney Howard K. Stern fed drugs to the Playboy model.

“I wish they caught me six years ago, eight years ago.”

Bernard Madoff

In an interview with the Securities and Exchange Commission’s Inspector General, part of a probe into the SEC’s failure to detect Madoff’s Ponzi scheme for 16 years.