COMEDIAN

COMEDIAN

Danny Haueter

Here are a couple of jokes the New Waterford police chief tells:

“Filled up my gas tank on the way here tonight, 87 bucks ... 87 bucks to fill up my tank. I drive a 1977 Pinto, the whole car’s only worth $79.95. I was going to leave them my car to pay for the gas, and they still said I owed ’em 8 bucks.”

“Have a 5-year-old son at home now ... it’s kinda cool though ...he was unexpected ... yeah ... he just showed up last week ... apparently when you order a mail-order Russian bride nowadays you get a two-for-one deal ... so now I have a Russian and a kid and I don’t know what to do with either of them. So I sent them to New Orleans in Louisiana ... ’cause when I heard Russia invaded Georgia I just figured they could take them back home with them on the way out.”

Source: Danny Haueter