“Across this country, this is the agenda I have set before my fellow prisoners ... .”

“Across this country, this is the agenda I have set before my fellow prisoners ... .”

John McCain

In a verbal bobble. His prepared remarks said “fellow citizens,” not “fellow prisoners.”

“She is so charming and so media savvy. When she has a script, she will completely seduce America.”

Richard Greene

Public speaking coach, on the possibility of Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin appearing on “Saturday Night Live.”

“I’m destroying the village to save it. In this case, a penguin.”

Berkeley Breathed

“Opus” cartoonist, on why he’s retiring. The Pulitzer Prize winner says he doesn’t want the beloved, large-beaked penguin being dragged down in the current political climate.