“My economic plan is better than my bowling.”

“My economic plan is better than my bowling.”

U.S. Sen. Barack Obama

Presidential hopeful, after bowling a 37 out of a possible 300 points.

“We’re going to win this election if we just chill out and let everybody have their say.”

Former President Bill Clinton

Insisting that his wife, U.S. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, would not drop out of the race for the Democratic nomination for president.

“My heart sinks, but I know they can’t hurt him anymore.”

Keith Maupin

After an Army general told him DNA testing had identified the remains of his son, Sgt. Keith Matthew Maupin, who had been missing in action in Iraq since 2004.