“I don’t want to be invited to the family hunting party.”

“I don’t want to be invited to the family hunting party.”

Sen. Barack Obama

On “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno,” responding to claims that he’s a distant relative of Vice President Dick Cheney. Cheney wounded a friend with shotgun pellets during a 2006 hunting accident.

“Sometimes the legislative branch wants to go on without the president, pass pieces of legislation and the president can then use the veto to make sure he’s a part of the process.”

President Bush

On his veto of the SCHIP bill.

“It’s a thrill for me to be invited to tag along.”

Roberta McCain, 95

With her son, Arizona Sen. John McCain, aboard his famous campaign bus.