“This was a final shot to those who, in the past several years, spread a sense of threat and

“This was a final shot to those who, in the past several years, spread a sense of threat and concern in the world through lies of nuclear weapons ... Thanks to your resistance, a fatal shot was fired at the dreams of ill-wishers.”

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Iranian president, reacting to a U.S. intelligence report that concluded that Iran had stopped its weapons program in late 2003 and shows no signs since of resuming it.

“I’m glad we’re in the other division. That lineup just got scary.”

Terry Francona

Boston Red Sox manager, after hearing that the Detroit Tigers have reached a preliminary agreement to acquire Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis.