“Until we sit for face-to-face negotiations with the Koreans, we have no plans to kill any

“Until we sit for face-to-face negotiations with the Koreans, we have no plans to kill any Korean hostages.”

Qari Yousef Ahmadi

Spokesman for the Taliban.

“I wouldn’t look at it as good or bad news. The work is not done.”

Bob Murray

Chairman of Murray Energy Corp., upon hearing that no sound could be heard through a microphone that was lowered into a collapsed mine where six miners have been trapped.

“It was simply like my car didn’t matter to her, my inconvenience didn’t matter to her.”

Kim Robard-Rifkin

Who says paparazzi have photos and videos of Britney Spears driving her car into Robard-Rifkin’s car and then fleeing the scene.