"The Closer" (9 p.m., TNT): It's more stress for poor Brenda on "The Closer." Not only is she

"The Closer" (9 p.m., TNT): It's more stress for poor Brenda on "The Closer." Not only is she dealing with the existential angst that comes with turning 40, she's forced to tackle a tough case in which a woman has been murdered at a ritzy restaurant. It's enough to make her surrender to some sugary goodies.
"Celebrity Breakups" (9 p.m., VH1): When celebrities break each other's hearts, it makes us feel better about ourselves.