kD'oh! Check out "MacHomer" at the Hanna Theater, 2067 E. 14th St., Cleveland. Rick Miller, who

kD'oh! Check out "MacHomer" at the Hanna Theater, 2067 E. 14th St., Cleveland. Rick Miller, who invented and stages the production, says, "the words coming out of my mouth are usually Shakespeare's, except it's being delivered through some 50 odd 'Simpsons' characters." It's a comedy for anyone who ever aspired to enjoy Shakespeare, but found it boring because of the Elizabethan English. The show starts at 7:30. Tickets are $15 and available at Tickets.com or by calling (216) 241-6000. Cleveland-based hardcore band Chimaira returns to its hometown on Dec. 29 and 30 for 8 p.m. shows at the Odeon. Two-day passes go on sale today at 10 a.m. through Ticketmaster for $30. Individual show tickets will go on sale in November. Tickets also go on sale at 10 a.m. today through Ticketmaster for singer-songwriter Carly Simon, who will be Cleveland's Palace Theatre at 7:30 p.m. Nov. 30. Simon, who was one of the leading lights of the 1970s, will be joined by Ben and Sally Taylor, who happen to be the children of Carly Simon and her husband, singer-songwriter James Taylor. Tickets are $69.50 and $55. It will be time well-wasted when Brad Paisley comes to the Wolstein Center in Cleveland at 8 p.m. Dec. 3. The country superstar will be joined by Sara Evans, whose hit "Real Fine Place" previews her soon-to-be-released album of the same name. Sugarland is also on the bill. Tickets are $40.50 and go on sale today at 10 a.m. through Ticketmaster. The Ringling Brothers and Barnum & amp; Bailey Circus holds two performances today, at 1 and 5 p.m., at the Gund Arena. For tickets, go to Ticketmaster or call (216) 241-5555. Andrew Lloyd Webber's international award-winning musical, "The Phantom of the Opera," directed by Harold Prince, will come to Pittsburgh's Benedum Center for a four-week stand Jan. 4-29. Tickets range from $22 to $70, and will go on sale Monday at www.pgharts.org or by calling (412) 456-6666. j Country star Keith Urban will perform at Quicken Loans Arena at 7:30 p.m. Nov. 3 with special guest Little Big Town. More seats have been released at $41.50, the promoter has announced. Tickets are now on sale through Ticketmaster.