"If you join a violent criminal gang and you commit a gang crime, you'll go to jail for a long time

"If you join a violent criminal gang and you commit a gang crime, you'll go to jail for a long time or you'll help us bring down that network. If it fails, we might as well put a sign on billboards that says 'Coming to a neighborhood near you soon,' because that's the growth we're seeing in gangs."
Rep. Randy Forbes, R-Va.
Who wrote legislation to make gang attacks federal crimes.
"It's hard to believe that I really did all that."
Nancy Reagan
Joking at a black-tie dinner celebrating her accomplishments -- actress, wife, mother, first lady of California and later the nation.