"I don't think our Lord would want me to see an R-rated film about his son."

"I don't think our Lord would want me to see an R-rated film about his son."
Mormon missionary Shawn Watts
Commenting on why he would not go see Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ."
"We have a mountain to climb, but we have just elected a governor who is an actor. So nothing's impossible in this state."
Herb Wesson
California chairman of John Edwards' campaign, on the Democratic contest in California.
"That ball's gotta go."
Grant DePorter
Who helped buy the baseball that a reaching fan knocked away from Chicago Cubs outfielder Moises Alou in the last National League championship series. The ball is being destroyed to lift the team's curse.