"It's low-intensity conflict in our doctrinal terms, but it's war however you describe it."

"It's low-intensity conflict in our doctrinal terms, but it's war however you describe it."
Gen. John Abizaid
Commander of U.S. forces in Iraq.
"I thought it was a tornado because it was lifting and blowing everything."
Noel Garredo
Of Los Angeles, who was at a stand heaped with onions, garlic and celery when a car tore through a farmers market in Santa Monica, Calif., killing 10 people and injuring up to 45 others.
"I am born naked and the church wants me to be wearing pants."
Kenneth Bergen, 53
A Danish tourist, complaining as the Vatican's dress police turn back tourists in shorts and bare shoulders, despite soaring temperatures.