"I see some of my peers and how they are always in the news, out at parties, and I go to myself,

"I see some of my peers and how they are always in the news, out at parties, and I go to myself, 'Please, just go somewhere and sit down. Let us miss you.' ... I'm not wearing booty shorts, or low-cut blouses or see-through dresses for anybody, no matter who asks me. The music is all I'm selling." -- Singer Alicia Keys in Newsweek. She has a new CD out, "The Diary of Alicia Keys."
"About a month ago. Talk about a shock!" -- Actor Will Ferrell, on when he learned the truth about Santa Claus, in InStyle magazine.
"My two younger brothers. They would listen to my phone calls, steal my videos and just be annoying." -- Nicky Hilton, when asked about her worst roommates, in People magazine.
"I was at this Golden Globes party and there was this crowd of fans that were like, 'Can I take your picture?' This one lady was like, 'My kids are going to die! Mary-Kate or Ashley?' She thought I as an Olsen!" -- Actress Brittany Snow ("American Dreams"), on her most embarrassing moment, in Teen People.