QUOTABLE

QUOTABLE
Warren police
Excerpts from e-mail sent between officers in their cruisers:
"Skeeters are eating my brain," 2 a.m. June 29.
"Skeeters taste like chicken," 2:01 a.m. June 29.
"What time is food on station?" 11:19 a.m. July 19.
"When I drink alone ... I drink all by myself ..." 12:36 a.m. June 29.
"West Side is like a war zone," 10:03 p.m. July 4.
"We saw Saddam walking out of the Red and White shooting Roman candles," 10:05 p.m. July 4.
"That was Mike the Arab," 10:06 p.m. July 4.
"The mall? That's dangerous, all them females with sales on their minds. Most of them blonds, too ..." 10:30 p.m. June 29.
"Have to return ... gotta pee," 12:11 p.m. June 28.
"Squeezing" 12:12 p.m. June 28.
"Just clocked in ... Headed to Mocha to grab the first coffee of the nite," 8:53 p.m. June 28.
"Wow, how are you going to pry your lips from the lt.'s butt," 2:22 a.m. July 17.
"... Your wife looks hot ... we were watching her through the window ... she was looking at pictures of me," 7:39 a.m. June 29.
"U never visit me, I ain't one of your 3 a.m. whores," 1:37 a.m. July 17.
"Me and Joe are headin' west to see if we can stir something up for a while. So be ready," 3:30 p.m. July 17.
A few hours after a neighbor videotaped the June 28 violent arrest of Lyndal Kimble officers sent these messages:
"He wants you to be in the next video." 7:53 p.m. June 28.
"I already got my first audition." 7:54 p.m. June 28.
Source: Warren Police Department