Voters in Palm Beach redefine word 'moron'

Voters in Palm Beach redefine word 'moron'
EDITOR:
My dictionary defines "moron" as "a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment." I feel I should suggest that for their next update they add the new word "goron" which would be defined as "any Democrat residing in Palm Beach County, Fla., whose inability to comprehend even the simplest of balloting instructions cost Vice President Al Gore the presidency."
Furthermore, I suggest that they redefine the word "Democrat" to be "a person who feels that government has all of the solutions to all of their problems but who is first to criticize a government-designed initiative (in this case a voting ballot) as unfair if it results in what they perceive to be an unfavorable outcome."
RICH FERENCHAK
Howland