"If you're safe inside and not on the roads ... then it's going to be a winter wonderland. If you're

"If you're safe inside and not on the roads ... then it's going to be a winter wonderland. If you're out traveling about, you're not going to be happy."
Walter Drag
National Weather Service meteorologist, on the snowstorm moving through the Northeast.
"Right now, we drunks are drinking the good stuff. But if the strike continues, we are going to end up broke."
Jose Gonzalez
A retired Venezuelan government worker, joking about how he's had to turn to whiskey and other alternatives since the country's national strike began to cut into beer supplies.