ENOUGH ALREADY! Top 10 boredom inducers

1. Ozzy Osbourne. Proof that, by comparison, your family is fabulous!
2. Anna Nicole Smith. Proof that reality TV is not all it's cracked up to be.
3. Martha Stewart. Her net worth and reputation are in big trouble.
4. Wynona Ryder. Shoplifting verdict makes everyone ask, "Why?"
5. Barbra Streisand. Singer-turned-political wizard advised Democrats.
6. Jennifer Lopez. "I do," please, not goodbye. Let's hope No. 3's the charm.
7. Ted Williams. Talk about frozen assets!
8. Robert Torricelli. N.J. senator had no one left to lie to.
9. James Traficant. Jailed for the worst toupee in Congress and other crimes.
10. Osama bin Laden. Scarier than the bogeyman.
Source: The Boring Institute