"A fake supermarket takeover has zip to do with the events of Sept. 11. You'd really have to be a

"A fake supermarket takeover has zip to do with the events of Sept. 11. You'd really have to be a big grump not to see the humor in all of this."
Lisa Lange
A spokeswoman for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, defending a commercial that depicts a turkey terrorist that takes shoppers hostage and urges people to stop eating meat.
"We get to remember the values that we should protect -- the way of life that my family is accustomed to."
Spc. Patrick Weisdorfer
One of thousands of soldiers who celebrated Thanksgiving on duty at Camp Bondsteel in southern Yugoslavia.