TRAUMARAMA



TRAUMARAMA
Sharing your most humiliating moments
SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE
School daze ... getting lost, falling down, losing clothes -- on the first day of school, the possibilities are endless!
Goo -- or poo?
I admit it: I used a few too many hair products my first day of school. But my hair turned out great, and I wanted it to stay that way! On my walk to school I felt something wet in my hair, but didn't really pay attention -- I figured it was a glob of gel. When I arrived at school, though, I got worried when people started pointing at my hair. I rushed to the bathroom and totally freaked out -- there was a huge chunk of bird poop on my head!
Love thong
On my first day of high school I was thrilled to find a tall, dark, handsome guy sitting next to me in class. He was from California, and he was awesome. We had a lot of the same periods -- including lunch. On my way to get a straw I decided to walk past him, but I couldn't take my eyes off him and didn't see the spilled soda on the floor. I slipped and fell a few feet from him. He came to my rescue, and for those three seconds when he was holding my hand to help me up, I was on top of the world. But as I finally got to my feet, my heel got caught in my skirt and it came right off! I was standing there in my thong in front of the whole cafeteria and my cute California boy.

By using this site, you agree to our privacy policy and terms of use.

» Accept
» Learn More