“I want to assure the people of Puerto Rico that I have never solicited nor accepted a

“I want to assure the people of Puerto Rico that I have never solicited nor accepted a contribution in exchange for a government contract, never permitted the illegal use of public funds nor acted illegally.”

Gov. Anibal Acevedo Vila

Of Puerto Rico, after being charged with campaign finance violations.

“I can’t say just how it came to be in the St. Clair River, but I can assure you that there aren’t any sharks with 3-inch teeth living there now.”

Michael Gottfried

Michigan State University paleontologist, on the discovery of a megalodon tooth in the river by a snorkeling teenager. The megalodon became extinct 2 million years ago.