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Anna Nicole mocks self in film

Tuesday, April 24, 2007


She spoofs herself and Hollywood in her final role.
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Anna Nicole Smith was never considered a serious actress, and she's unlikely to win any posthumous film awards for her final role as a goofy, flatulent superhero who's part of a trio of alien babes protecting Earth.
Yet the low-budget B-movie comedy "Illegal Aliens" does show an intriguing side of Smith -- a person aware of the silliness surrounding her persona and someone willing to go to extremes to make fun of it.
Early on in the movie-- which comes out May 1 on DVD, three months after Smith's death -- there's a clip from Smith's reality-TV show, in which she devours a life-size cake made in her own image.
"Eating her own image, that's what she does in the movie," said David Giancola, director of "Illegal Aliens," on which Smith was a producer and her late son, Daniel Smith, was associate producer. "She really wanted people to laugh. Anna and Daniel wanted to make a movie that satirized Hollywood and ourselves to a great extent."
Smith, whose movie credits include "Naked Gun 33 1/3" and "The Hudsucker Proxy," plays Lucy, who teams with fellow aliens Cameron (Lenise Soren) and Drew (Gladise Jimenez) to battle an extraterrestrial madwoman (pro wrestler Joanie Laurer) bent on destroying Earth.
The movie is meant as a spoof of action flicks, with one of the gags being that the heroes are named after "Charlie's Angels" stars Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore (Smith's character wakes from a nap and says she dreamed Cameron was dating Justin Timberlake, Diaz's ex-boyfriend, and that Drew was running around screaming "E.T.! E.T.!", a reference to Barrymore's role in the 1982 sci-fi blockbuster).
The story
"Illegal Aliens" presents the heroes -- particularly Soren and Jimenez -- in ever more revealing shorts and halters and Laurer as an outrageously over-the-top foe whose detailed explanation of her dastardly plot comes with an on-screen "super-villain monologue timer."
An opening scene shows the trio of shape-shifting visitors coming to Earth, Soren and Jimenez's characters shaped like alien blobs and Smith's shaped like a hog, accompanied by her little-girl voice squealing, "I'm a pig in space!" They later transform into hot women and get jobs as stunt experts in Hollywood.
In one scene, Smith's Lucy is scolded by Cameron to put on more clothes, a reference to the revealing outfits for which the Playboy Playmate of the Year was known.
Smith plays Lucy as an extreme parody of her own ditzy-blonde image, providing the movie's bumbling comic relief while Soren and Jimenez do the heavy-lifting on the action scenes.
"She was always wanting to go the extra mile to do the spit-takes, do the falls, be silly. She really let her child self out. That little kid in everyone," Soren said.
Lucy passes the time by coloring with crayons, has puzzling moments trying to figure out what a sexual aid is for and mistakenly refers to Syntax, the aliens' computer overseer, as Charlie, another "Angels" gag.
Smith is shown snoring loudly on a couch while her colleagues keep their nemesis under surveillance. Her character gets carsick during a chase. Lucy's so dopey she holds her breath to get rid of the hiccups until she nearly passes out.
Her grossest scene comes off-camera, when Lucy goes to the bathroom while Cameron and Drew discuss their plan of action. Lucy's sounds of flatulence and other bathroom noises are so loud, the others have to raise their voices.
The unflattering depictions were not in the original script, Giancola said. Smith and her son added them to liven up the humor of her character, he said.
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