"Tonight friends, our great country has voted for change, and Canadians have asked our party to take

"Tonight friends, our great country has voted for change, and Canadians have asked our party to take the lead in delivering that change ... We will do this because shuffling the deck in Ottawa is not good enough."
Stephen Harper
After his Conservative Party won national elections and ended 13 years of Liberal Party rule in Canada.
"Bats invest an enormous amount in testis, and the investment has to come from somewhere. There are no free lunches."
Biologist David Hoskens
On a Syracuse University study that showed bats with the largest testicles also had the smallest brains.