"Will whoever wins the elections take my body out of the grave and bring me back to life?"

"Will whoever wins the elections take my body out of the grave and bring me back to life?"
Khalil Ibrahim al-Jubouri
Iraqi food ration distributor. Death threats have chased away four elections officials in Mosul, Iraq.
"To watch the out-of-control fans in the stands was disgusting, but it doesn't excuse our players going into the stands."
NBA Commissioner David Stern
Who handed out several suspensions -- including one ending Indiana Pacer Ron Artest's season -- for fighting with fans.
"If we get used to one another, I'm sure we can be friends."
Ayumi Udagawa
A Japanese fan of hit South Korean soap opera "Winter Sonata," which has reduced animosity between Koreans and Japanese.