Dictionary is designed to define new words

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In this fast-moving, crazy world, you have to hustle to just keep up with the little things -- like words.
Razor magazine says the latest version of the Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary includes some new English additions. Their "degeneratedictionary" includes:
UFrankenfood: "Genetically engineered food."
UMcJob: "A low-paying job that requires little skill and advancement opportunity."
UComb-over: "An arrangement of hair on a balding man in which hair from the side of the head is combed over the bald spot." (But you already knew that.)
UPhat: "Attractive or gratifying."
UCack-handed: "English dialect for clumsy."
And so it goes.