ANNIE'S MAILBOX Have some fun today with this holiday quiz



Dear Readers: Today is Christmas, and many of you are going to church and spending time with your families, some of you are enjoying a day off, and others are busy, working at businesses that stay open on the holiday. Some of you are neither celebrating nor using the day to relax, and are simply getting along as best you can.
Instead of sermonizing or trying to enlighten, we thought we'd simply let you have some fun with a letter we received via e-mail:
Dear Annie: A friend sent me this quiz, and I wanted to share it with as many people as possible in time for Christmas. Your column reaches a lot of folks, so would you please print it? We could all use a good laugh. Suzie in Fort Wayne, Ind.
Dear Suzie: We loved it. Thanks. A merry Christmas and a happy holiday season to all our readers.
Holiday Songs Final Exam
The following are alternate titles for several well-known Christmas carols. See if you can figure them out. (The answers are printed at the bottom of the column, for those who might want to cover them up.)
1. Miniscule hamlet in the Far East
2. Quadruped with crimson proboscis
3. Yonder in the haystack
4. Five p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise
5. Adorn the vestibules
6. Exuberance directed to the planet
7. Listen, aerial spirits harmonizing
8. Monarchial trio
9. Assemble, everyone who believes
10. Hallowed post meridian
11. Fantasies of a colorless December 25th
12. Tin tintinnabulums
13. A dozen 24-hour Yule periods
14. It befell during the transparent bewitching hour
15. Homo sapien of crystallized vapor
16. I spied my maternal parent osculating a fat man in red
17. Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy
18. Aloft on the acme of the abode
Answers:
1. O Little Town of Bethlehem
2. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
3. Away in a Manger
4. Silent Night
5. Deck the Halls
6. Joy to the World
7. Hark the Herald Angels Sing
8. We Three Kings
9. Come All Ye Faithful
10. O Holy Night
11. I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
12. Silver Bells
13. The Twelve Days of Christmas
14. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
15. Frosty the Snowman
16. I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Claus
17. Walking in a Winter Wonderland
18. Up on the Rooftop
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